Brett Richey, Beth Shak, and Phil Hellmuth : I’ve got all the suits covered!
This is all around a beautiful hand if you’re looking for examples of retarded poker. The classic line is from Hellmuth, but we’ve decided to give the poker retard award to Brett Richey. This hand at a...
View ArticleKristy Gazes : Hello? We both have quads!
We love Kristy. That’s why we feel bad about putting her here on the site for playing one of the most retarded poker hand ever. But here she is, playing on national network television, completely...
View ArticleTommy Reed : I Screwed Up
In 2005, Tommy Reed played what we have decided is one of the worst played poker hand ever. He plays for days to make the final table in the Lake Tahoe circuit event and ends up in this beauty of a han...
View ArticleJennifer Tilly : I Thought You Had Pocket Kings
You have to give Jennifer Tilly some amount of credit. We’re talking about a world series of poker bracelet winner here. Sure, it was the Ladies event… but still there are less world series of poker...
View ArticleJames Woods Playing Bad Poker
We’re keeping it in Hollywood for this one. James Woods is a great actor. He played the role of sleazy, drugged out, pimp ex-boyfriend to perfection in Casino. We loved him in Aladdin. But as the old...
View ArticleTed Lawson : Misreading a Straight
This is easily one of the funniest hands we have ever seen, and definitely belongs on the list of the top 20 most retarded poker hands ever. Here, at a WSOP final table for $5,000 Omaha Hi-Low w/...
View ArticleTony G : Feel My Power!
This hand is easily one of the most classless displays of poker we have ever seen here at Poker Retards. Playing in some Australia poker tournament, Tony G declares to Perry that he has a weak hand....
View ArticlePhil Ivey : Folding the Flush
We all know that Phil Ivey, arguably the best offline or online poker player in the world, is capable of making some amazing laydowns. This hand drives that point home forever. We watch in horror as...
View ArticlePhil Laak Folds the Best Hand
It’s rare that we see a hand played this badly for such high stakes. Here, Phil folds the best hand at the showdown for a 65k Euro pot. We’d like to think that it’s because he’s so filthy rich that he...
View ArticleDealer Mucks Aces at WSOP 2009
With most of the US poker sites closed for action, at least we Americans can still watch it on television. Here is a great scene from the World Series of Poker 2009 Main Event which demonstrates why...
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